Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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