marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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