how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm bleeding and have questions
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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