my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
