sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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