I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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