the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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