Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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