watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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