Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize
