batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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