i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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