I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Randomize
