If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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