My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
love makes seman taste better
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Randomize
