Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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