He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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