Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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