Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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