It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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