windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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