Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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