My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I cut my penus on the lid.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
