I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
my being single is dangerous.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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