Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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