We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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