People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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