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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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