I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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