Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
