i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
