Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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