I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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