So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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