i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
