And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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