so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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