Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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