found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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