Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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