I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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