her vagine was all disorganized.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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