His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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