I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
3 2 1 whiskey
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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