Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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