That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
i think i just lost a toe
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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