it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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