Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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