are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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