I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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