should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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