just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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