Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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