3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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