his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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