I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
only if we run a train.
done.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
please don't ironically join a cult
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